Eeeek! Send this card to a friend - or lover - who needs a good laugh - or a reminder that whatever he/she did isn't as bad as it gets.
What it says:
"You know how you said you fantasized about being tied up so I tied you up but we were drunk and I tied the scarf too tight and then we both passed out and when we woke up your hand had to be amputated because it hadn't gotten any blood for so many hours? Can't we just pretend that never happened?"
❉ Title: All Tied Up
❉ Collection - Let's Pretend Greetings
❉ Size - 4.25 x 5.5 (A2) when folded
❉ Blank inside - just waiting for your perfect message
❉ Includes a 100% recycled Natural-colored envelope with press & seal close
❉ Individually packaged in a protective poly sleeve
❉ Ships in a rigid shipping envelope
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