OK, OK, OK, I know stalking and restraining orders are serious business. Still, this is not a serious card an should not be mistaken as such. It is silly and irreverent and off-kilter. It also has a partner card, here.
What it says:
"You know how I was kind of stalking you and you were getting a little creeped out and I couldn't help myself even when you got that first restraining order? Can't we just pretend that never happened?"
❉ Title: Restraining Order
❉ Collection - Let's Pretend Greetings
❉ Size - 4.25 x 5.5 (A2) when folded
❉ Blank inside - just waiting for your perfect message
❉ Includes a 100% recycled Natural-colored envelope with press & seal close
❉ Individually packaged in a protective poly sleeve
❉ Ships in a rigid shipping envelope
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