Hilarious Shoplifting Greeting Card - Self Check-Out


Aaah, what are friends for but to get you arrested for shoplifting? Send this card to a friend who needs a good laugh - and hopefully not a reminder of a bad memory!

What it says:

"You know how we were shopping the other day and we got to the self check-out lane and when you weren’t looking I kind of slipped that expensive thing through without scanning it and then I handed you my bags and said I had to go to the bathroom and when you walked out the alarms went off and you got arrested for shoplifting while I snuck away?"

❉ Title: Self Check-Out
❉ Collection - Let's Pretend Greetings
❉ Size - 4.25 x 5.5 (A2) when folded
❉ Blank inside - just waiting for your perfect message
❉ Includes a 100% recycled Natural-colored envelope with press & seal close
❉ Individually packaged in a protective poly sleeve
❉ Ships in a rigid shipping envelope

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