She's (or he's) turning 50. That's a big one. Help your friend start it off with a big laugh with this funny birthday card.
What it says:
"50 is not the 'new 40.' If fifty were the new forty, my ass would still be at the TOP of my thighs. Anyway, welcome to GRAVITY!"
❉ Title: Welcome to Gravity
❉ Collection - Postal Notes Greetings
❉ Size - 4.25 x 5.5 (A2) when folded
❉ Blank inside - just waiting for your perfect message
❉ Includes a 100% recycled Natural-colored envelope with press & seal close
❉ Individually packaged in a protective poly sleeve
❉ Ships in a rigid shipping envelope
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