Hey, kids, don't try this at home...
What it says:
"You know how I got us out of that dinner with that boring couple by saying you had to cover for your boss whose dad had died, only I didn't know that the couple knows your boss, and they sent flowers and a condolence card and your boss got mad and called them up and yelled at them for that sick prank, and now everyone is mad at you? Can't we just pretend that never happened?"
❉ Title: Condolence Card
❉ Collection - Let's Pretend Greetings
❉ Size - 4.25 x 5.5 (A2) when folded
❉ Blank inside - just waiting for your perfect message
❉ Includes a 100% recycled Natural-colored envelope with press & seal close
❉ Individually packaged in a protective poly sleeve
❉ Ships in a rigid shipping envelope
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