Well, I killed off the dog in "Rest in Peace, Fido" Story Card so I had to figure out something to do with the cat. I don't want to start a pet war.
What it says:
"You know how I got your cat stoned while you were out and I put double-sided tape on its paws that that it would walk funny, and it freaked out and ran outside when you opened the door and got hit by a car? Can't we just pretend that never happened?"
❉ Title: Double-Sided Tape
❉ Collection - Let's Pretend Greetings
❉ Size - 4.25 x 5.5 (A2) when folded
❉ Blank inside - just waiting for your perfect message
❉ Includes a 100% recycled Natural-colored envelope with press & seal close
❉ Individually packaged in a protective poly sleeve
❉ Ships in a rigid shipping envelope
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