If you have dogs (I have two), you know this is not entirely inconceivable. Not so much the being locked outside and freezing to death thing, but the being blamed part of the story. And, just because I'm fair, the cat was killed off in this card.
What it says:
"You know how we were at your family's Christmas party and I farted and blamed it on the dog and your uncle got mad and put the dog outside and then forgot about him and it got to below 0 and the dog froze to death? Can't we just pretend that never happened?"
❉ Title: Rest in Peace, Fido
❉ Collection - Let's Pretend Greetings
❉ Size - 4.25 x 5.5 (A2) when folded
❉ Blank inside - just waiting for your perfect message
❉ Includes a 100% recycled Natural-colored envelope with press & seal close
❉ Individually packaged in a protective poly sleeve
❉ Ships in a rigid shipping envelope
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