I can be here for you, as long as here is here and not there.
What it says:
"You know how when your grandma died I called you up and said, 'I'm here for you', and so you asked me to go over to your house to keep you company and I said I didn't feel like going out and asked, 'Just what part of 'here' don't you understand'? Can't we just pretend that never happened?"
❉ Title: I'm Here for You
❉ Collection - Let's Pretend Greetings
❉ Size - 4.25 x 5.5 (A2) when folded
❉ Blank inside - just waiting for your perfect message
❉ Includes a 100% recycled Natural-colored envelope with press & seal close
❉ Individually packaged in a protective poly sleeve
❉ Ships in a rigid shipping envelope
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