OK, OK, OK, this is the 3rd stalker card in this collection (including Restraining Order and Hacking Into Your Profile). I'm not a proponent of it, but I kind of see how easy it would be to stalk someone if you were so inclined.
What it says:
"You know how I kind of follow you on Facebook and Twitter and Reddit and Pinterest and Instagram and YouTube and LinkedIn and Google Plus and Tumblr and on the subway and in my car and when you walk your dog... Can't we just pretend that never happened?"
❉ Title: Following You
❉ Collection - Let's Pretend Greetings
❉ Size - 4.25 x 5.5 (A2) when folded
❉ Blank inside - just waiting for your perfect message
❉ Includes a 100% recycled Natural-colored envelope with press & seal close
❉ Individually packaged in a protective poly sleeve
❉ Ships in a rigid shipping envelope
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