Note to self: be careful who you leave your pets with. Sorry, grandma, parrots have long memories. Send this silly card to a friend who can use a good laugh.
What it says:
"You know how when your grandmother was on vacation I took care of her parrot, and when she got home all it would yell was, 'Grandma wants it harder! Give it to Grandma!' Can't we just pretend that never happened?"
❉Title: Give it to Grandma
❉ Collection - Let's Pretend Greetings
❉ Size - 4.25 x 5.5 (A2) when folded
❉ Blank inside - just waiting for your perfect message
❉ Includes a 100% recycled Natural-colored envelope with press & seal close
❉ Individually packaged in a protective poly sleeve
❉ Ships in a rigid shipping envelope
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