Horrible, awful, bad, bad, bad. Yes, I know. still, that is what the Let's Pretend (that never happened) collection is all about - the stupid things people do and say that we wish we'd never done or said.
What it says:
"You know how we were at your Mother's and you warned me that everything has to stay in its place because she is blind, but I was stoned and when you two were in the kitchen I moved things around and she came back and tripped and fell and now she's in the hospital? Can't we just pretend that never happened?"
❉ Title: Your Mother's in the Hospital
❉ Collection - Let's Pretend Greetings
❉ Size - 4.25 x 5.5 (A2) when folded
❉ Blank inside - just waiting for your perfect message
❉ Includes a 100% recycled Natural-colored envelope with press & seal close
❉ Individually packaged in a protective poly sleeve
❉ Ships in a rigid shipping envelope
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