If you've ever had a baby, you don't need an explanation. Still, here is what this maternity card says:

"You know how we went to visit your sister and her new baby in the hospital and I said, 'Forget the baby, how's your vagina?' Can't we just pretend that never happened?"

❉ Title: It's a Girl! How's Your Vagina
❉ Collection - Let's Pretend Greetings
❉ Size - 4.25 x 5.5 (A2) when folded
❉ Blank inside - just waiting for your perfect message
❉ Includes a 100% recycled Natural-colored envelope with press & seal close
❉ Individually packaged in a protective poly sleeve
❉ Ships in a rigid shipping envelope