Send this funny play on words card to a friend who enjoys the old Hitchcock movie, Psycho, or who simply loves to laugh.
What it says:
"master-bates /mas-ter-bates/ n. 1. what Norman's mother insisted people call her psycho son until he was old enough to be called Mister Bates. 2. v. really? on a card?
❉ Master Bates
❉ Collection - Sage Street Greetings
❉ Size - 4.25 x 5.5 (A2) when folded
❉ Blank inside - just waiting for your perfect message
❉ Includes a 100% recycled Sage-colored envelope with press & seal close
❉ Individually packaged in a protective poly sleeve
❉ Ships in a rigid shipping envelope
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