This hilarious 'Congrats on the New Puppy' card will hit home with all new dog slaves.
What it says:
"housebroken /hous-broh-kuh n/ adj. 1. what your house is going to be. 2. followed shortly by di-vorce, n, when the fighting gets really bad over whose turn it is to fix/repair/clean said house. But, hey, congrats on that new puppy!"
❉ Collection - Sage Street Greetings
❉ Size - 4.25 x 5.5 (A2) when folded
❉ Blank inside - just waiting for your perfect message
❉ Includes a 100% recycled Sage-colored envelope with press & seal close
❉ Individually packaged in a protective poly sleeve
❉ Ships in a rigid shipping envelope
We all have our less-than-stellar moments and when we do, it is important to apologize....
Well, damn, your relationship is moving into the hot and heavy. Good for you! Let...
Well, sometimes the caca just hits the fan and the best you can do is...