I admit, the entire Let's Pretend (it didn't happen) card collection is a bit twisted. Still, on some level, there is humor there.
What it says:
"You know how I thought it would be funny to put Exlax in some brownies and leave them in the break room, and then Laura ate a bunch and had that seizure and almost died? Can't we just pretend that never happened?"
❉ Title: Those Brownies
❉ Collection - Let's Pretend Greetings
❉ Size - 4.25 x 5.5 (A2) when folded
❉ Blank inside - just waiting for your perfect message
❉ Includes a 100% recycled Natural-colored envelope with press & seal close
❉ Individually packaged in a protective poly sleeve
❉ Ships in a rigid shipping envelope
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