This hilarious 'Congrats on the New Baby' card will hit home with all new parents.
What it says:
"dipshit /dip-shit/ v. 1. what you are going to resort to once you realize that that gooey, oozey, sticky, smelly congealed mess is not going to un-adhere itself to your baby’s butt no matter how many baby wipes you drag through it. 2. hopefully, you will do this in a toilet or, if your young human is too large to easily dip there, then in a bathtub. Just not, please, ever, in the kitchen sink. But, hey! Congrats on your new baby!"
❉ MOQ: 6 per design. Please order in multiples of 6.
❉ Collection - Sage Street Greetings
❉ Size - 4.25 x 5.5 (A2) when folded
❉ Blank inside - just waiting for your perfect message
❉ Includes a 100% recycled Sage-colored envelope with press & seal close
❉ Individually packaged in a protective poly sleeve
❉ Ships in a rigid shipping envelope