I refuse to tell you how much of this story really happened. Well, maybe I'll tell you. Some day.
What it says:
"You know how when we visited your parents last weekend I commented that your Dad sure uses a lot of hair product and later we were kind of drunk and I thought it would be funny to add some of my hair removal cream to one of his products and the next morning we woke up to him screaming that his hair was falling out? Can't we just pretend that never happened?"
❉ Title: Your Dad's Hair Products
❉ Collection - Let's Pretend Greetings
❉ Size - 4.25 x 5.5 (A2) when folded
❉ Blank inside - just waiting for your perfect message
❉ Includes a 100% recycled Natural-colored envelope with press & seal close
❉ Individually packaged in a protective poly sleeve
❉ Ships in a rigid shipping envelope
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